11/23/16

Jokes:

1. Two Roman soldiers were crucifying a criminal. After they had finished crucifying the criminal, one said to another, "Nailed it."

2. Q: Why do people go the court?

    A: Because it's where you could learn Latin for free. 

3. Lawyers and doctors are the only people who still receive money even if they failed. 

4. Ironic is when Hitler say that blonde hair and blue eyes Germans are a superior race when he himself was none of those. 

5. It's amazing how chocolate were expensive in the old days even though it looks like feces. 

6. In these days, cars are getting powered by electric. Soon they gonna make planes that uses electricity too. Let's hope we won't have to travel by China airlines. 

7. Customer: What is this!?

    Waiter: I thought when you said, "May I have the bill?" you mean...